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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Crassus 1:10 Sat Jan 9
Phrases from your childhood
It is of constant amusement to my kids, their pals, now young adults, when I inadvertently drop in a colloquial phrase from my upbringing, even more so at work

Terms seemingly unfamiliar but standard fayre back in the Brampton days

So give me your 'endangered' phrases from a time when we were young and the sun shone - I'll kick off

Face like a smacked arse
Face like a China man's arse
Silly as a sack of arseholes
What a LEMON
About as genuine as a 5 bob note

Oh and referring to %0 new pence as 10 bob always raises a snigger

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Nurse Ratched 1:20 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
My parents were born in the mid 1920s and they and my aunts and uncles had loads of strange expressions that made me chuckle as a kid. Daft Ada. Fanny Fernackapan (?spelling). My dad referred affectionately to my mum as 'droopy drawers'. 'Droop' for short. She'd call him a 'gink'. My aunt, when she saw/heard something she thought was a bit odd, would say "Oo-er".

Hermit Road 1:24 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
“That’s not fair”

to your mum

“Nor is a black man’s arse but you don’t hear him complaining “ was the inevitable response.

Going down the debris.

Penny for the guy.

Five and Twenty to.

Crassus 1:32 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
ha ha

I remember daft Ada, droopy drawers and that oo-er thing
My Dad who was an endless font of such was born 38, Mum 39

I guess I am lucky in that I still, after years, miss them with occasion raw emotion and recollection

Mad Dog 1:34 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
Chinny beard

Or chimney reckon.

Not sure if these were localised to deepest essex, but when I was at school these meant "I don't believe you"

And a lot of quoting Mary Whitehouse experience and blackadder.

Crassus 1:34 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
“Nor is a black man’s arse but you don’t hear him complaining “

Outstanding - nicking that one

Nurse Ratched 1:36 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
I remember trying to explain 'benny' and 'Are you a benny tied to a tree?...Aaaargh, benny on the loose!' to my bewildered kids.

White Pony 1:38 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
Joey.

Ronald_antly 1:39 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
Crassus 1:34 Sat Jan 9

Careful!

You'll TRIGGER the WOKE community.

chevy chase 1:41 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
Dozey as a bunch of lights

Dopey cods

Crassus 1:45 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
Nurse

First rule of comedy, even unintended comedy, is never explain the punchline

So I dropped an inadvertent, what's wrong with him, face like a China man's arse comment in ref to my lads mate down the pub to much confusion and wtf modernity, a mere shrug and raised eye brow and they fell about and it is now common parlance - all unintended, courtesy of being both apt and a spontaneous throw back

only1billybonds 1:46 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
Got a match?
Yea,your face my arse.

Push it like ya pushing a P*** off ya sister.

Ronald_antly 1:48 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
Mad Dog 1:34 Sat Jan 9

Jimmy Hill!

Iron Duke 1:50 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
My mum would sometimes say May the devil shite on you.

Moncurs Putting Iron 1:51 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
Wally
Irish
muff

only1billybonds 1:59 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
Crass.

I still talk to my (grown up) kids using old money terms like 30 bob,half a crown etc.

Was on the phone to my boy earler talking about Haller. I said i wouldnt give you seven n fourpence for him.

At nearly 30 years old this kind of stuff still cracks him up. ( my kid,not haller. :-)

Crassus 2:19 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
Billy
Appeldore - Devon
Lovely place, go every year for the dog's holiday ( ffs don't go there) has two blinding chippys, can't beat locally caught fish by the sea
One of them has a big unit owner with a broad, proper East London accent, transpires he is Dutch!
Anyway, his price menu was on the wall in pounds, shillings and pence
Loved that and commuting it to decimal, many an amusing dialogue with confused pup tourists translating it to 'new pence' and telling them about farthings then blowing their minds upon guineas

Moncurs Putting Iron 2:30 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
Paki - ( Late 70s, early 80s from Skinheads to me. We didn't actually have any ethnic minorities in our school so they had to make to with me who happened to 'tan up' in the Summer)

Sparked weird conflicting emotions in me. Its not an ethic slur cos I am caucasian, yet I know they dont mean it as a term of endearment. Yet how can it be bullying to call someone a name that would only be hurtful if they were and actual Pakistani.

Racists still confuse me to this day.

only1billybonds 2:47 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
Crass.

Was talking to my (aussie) mrs a while ba k about how accents can change and some slang dies out. Funnily enough,her old man came from Stepney before shipping off and she said he still spoke in the 'old' way . Told her as far i was concerned i have 2 things that still connect me to the (much changed) East End and East London in general. 1 is my football club,,2 is my accent and turn of phrase. To lose either would be a step closer to totally losing touch with my roots which I wont let happen.

Strictly a bloke thing i think as both my East End born sisters really dont give a moments thought to where they come from. I find that odd and a little sad. They in turn think I'm a soppy fucker.

Kaiser Zoso 8:38 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
Five and twenty past, or five and twenty to

Sydney_Iron 8:42 Sat Jan 9
Re: Phrases from your childhood
Piss flaps like John Waynes saddlebags.

Face like a well slapped arse.

Face like a Bulldog chewing a wasp

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